phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via v-icetone)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via manda)

Missing you comes in waves.
Tonight I’m drowning.
(via koreyan)

(via manda)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via manda)

In the end I want it to be you.

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via cumfort)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it