damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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Harry at LAX - 7/21


im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Source: vvant, via cumfort)


how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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The Good Wolf by Uwe Logemann

Relationship goal level:


remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.